I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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