she was so not down for the gang bang
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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