at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So squirting runs in the family.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
