i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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