Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Everything about him screamed your future.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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