i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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