I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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