Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
