No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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