The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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