i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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