why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Please don't give away my fajitas
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