He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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