Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
