she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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