Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You smell like stripper and shame
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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