They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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