I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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