small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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