p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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