If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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