No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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