This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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