Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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