The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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