i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just threw up on my dentist
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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