i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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