She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
someone owes me an orgasm
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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