They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
