i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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