The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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