I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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