yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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