We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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