In America we eat man semen.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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