Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
