You surviving the open bar?
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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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