please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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