Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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