the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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