spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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