question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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