Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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