Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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