So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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