Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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