I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
third nipple confirmed
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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