My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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