I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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