I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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