Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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